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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As Well, what can I say? Shall I bare my soul on this thing? I live in Bend, Oregon at the moment. I like to take long walks by myself, and would kill for a local cemetery ( HA! ... -_- ). I consider myself to be a strange, eccentric person who's interests lie, in fact, outside of this plane. Avid Paranormal investigator. My dream in life is to leave my mark in the world somehow. Be it becoming the first group in Oregon to join the TAPS family, being a musician, artist, author... I am picky about those I associate with. If you are interesting and are not a dolt (to be determined upon meeting), you'll be fine. ^^ I do have exceptions, though. Not many, but I do. I WILL allow grammatical and spelling errors if you are wasted, baked, sleepy or if I just like you. I will allow religious and theoretical discussions as long as you are not a bigot. Who wants to have a religious discussion with someone who wont admit points or rational thought other than their own? I can be a bitch. More often than not if I am being a bitch to you, you deserve it. Don't gripe to me about it, as it will only increase my anger. The only thing you can do about it is ask yourself "What was it I did?", figure it out and say you're sorry. I don't like to be in my own head alone. I prefer to talk with someone more often than not. I have a lot of love and I love a lot. I'm get attached to people easily. Problem: I have a boyfriend. BUT, that doesn't change the way I operate, sadly. So, if you start to fall for me, you'll get some reciprocation. BUT, if you are wanting more you'll be sorely disappointed, as I am not in a position to. Men folk, I always love new friends. But, I am looking more for the women folk. Well, there you go. A little bit of my soul.

Someone asked me how I was today. And I said "Status Quo". Which, if we are smart, we all know it means normal. No change. So, they asked me to define MY status quo and I said :"Imagine a number line with 'zero' in the middle.Negative integers going left, and positive integers going right. Now, put a little dot on 'zero' and that's me. Only on any given moment it may be leaning towards negative".

Nougatocity: A heightened yet fleeting sense of accomplishment which makes one realize how unbelievably unmotivated one normally is. Thank God for Snickers Bars.
Sign Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
I Live With Roomate(s)
At Home Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker Yes - Pipe
I Drink Yes - One Or Two

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
My Friends Describe Me As Being I Don't Have Any Friends

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is Is to make my mark on the world.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Classical
When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Science, Science Fiction

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? I'm looking for the right woman to become friends with me and mine, and maybe join the relationship.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend