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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm a published author and internet agony aunt (long story!). I write kids books and comedy. I also produce a stage show based on my main book Kamakan The Vampire Slug. I play guitar, write songs and sing. Play live sometimes and putting a band together at the moment. Madass country / bluegrass bunch of lunatics is what I'm aiming for. I'm very sociable and enjoy friends, family and talking to complete strangers. By day I'm in internet marketing, but my background is mainly in theatre and event marketing. Had a very interesting life, long may it continue. Into live music, comedy, restaurants, spontaneous happenings and alternative events. My kids are grown up now and I'd like to meet someone for romance and all the good things. Not looking to play the field. If you are witty, intelligent, fun, lively, pretty and cool please contact me as I'm sure we'd have good times.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Sports, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Get a bus to a karaoke bar and sing "I will always love you" by Whitney Houston several times before whisking you off to Wetherspoons for cheap drinks. I'd then lend a tenner off you and spend it in the fruit machine before taking you for a kebab. However, if you're a bit picky and have got even higher standards than that, I'd probably take you for a few drinks and chat, get to know each other a little and then depending on how we feel maybe find a nice restaurant, go dancing, comedy club, stroll somewhere pleasant... if we got on well I guess it wouldn't really matter that much where we went.
I've Always Wanted To Try Sitting on top of a cable car at 1200ft.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is Most goals already achieved so finding new ones. Want to get my book selling more and get my agony aunt Clamidia Staines more famous. Also want to drive to Nashville to buy a new guitar.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Goofy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Soul, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Fiction, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is everything is fun...almost

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Wit, intelligence, humour, soul, spontinaity, spelling
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Committed