johnny_heck


poontang deathbitch

Age 58 From Lower Beechmont, Australia Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Would Describe Myself As i enjoy choking myself whilst i sleep and masturbating to bon jovi videos. i enjoy long walks in the cemetary and i enjoy poetry about death and bunnies and a dash of human extinction. i like cooking and flowers.
  • Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Muscular
  • My Height Is 4' 3 (1.3 m)
  • My Eyes Are Black
  • My Ethnicity Is Hispanic/latino
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Yes
  • My Best Feature Is Calves
  • Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some High School
  • My Current Employment Status Is Homemaker
  • My Speciality Is Medical / Health
  • My Job Title Is arachnophobist
  • I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
  • I Live Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Cigars
  • I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Jock
  • My Social Behavior Is Shy, Anti-social, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Cooking
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Playing Dress-up
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be sleeping in you
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Jewish
  • I Attend Services Every Day
  • My Political Views Are Socialist
  • My Goal In Life Is to die
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Slapstick, I Never Laugh
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I Don't Like Movies, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
  • My Idea Of Fun Is you
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Good Looks, Oddities
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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