jamesDekalb


Be my Mallory to my Mickey

Age 55 From Kent, Washington Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • First name James not reall
  • I Can Speak English
  • I Would Describe Myself As Are you my Adele to my Early, my Mallory to my Micky, or my Alabama to my Clarence. I am the original Kong when he breaks open the bus smells the blond and throws her to her death (wrong sent.) I am the William Wallace who takes a whole country to war over the death of his wife. I am Metal I am punk I’m full of all kinds of silly junk.
    I hate anchovy pizza, asparagus, and peas, wanting my dessert and having to say please.
    I hate Well I hate everything I hate I hate everything
    I hate the grateful dead their hippie fans are such a waste everything about them even Jerry’s ugly face
    I hate well I hate everything I hate I hate everything
    I hate working around this house, I hate mowing the lawn, I hate going to work, I even hate this song.
    I hate well I hate everything I hate I hate everything
    “Love songs for the retarded”

    I won’t be anyone but myself and if you enjoy a 17 year old in a 50 year olds body let me know. If your too prissy to go have fun well *%#^ just pound sand, I am an amazing person who would do anything for the right person.
  • Sign Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Divorced
  • I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Smile
  • Body Art Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Bald
  • I Have One Or More Of These Dog
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
More about him
  • What genre of music do you enjoy most? Post-Punk
  • What is your favorite band? Ramones
  • Who is your favorite writer? Hunter s Thompson
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Contruction / Craftsman
  • My Job Title Is Superintendent
  • I Live Alone
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • My Social Behavior Is Loud, Comedic, Fire Starter
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Dining, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Museum
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Not Religious
  • My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Blues, Punk
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date

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