Profile itcouldabeenme: Something Witty And Attention-Grabbing

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As The name's Nell.

I have a seriously twisted sense of humor, tend to calculate the odds of horrific events happening, and then picture them taking place in an absurdly cartoonish manner. I've often considered doing a webcomic in this manner, but then I started reading Something Positive and discovered that hundreds of people already do that. It was reassuring to discover artistic ability isn't actually required, but not so enticing when I realized how common it actually is.

When I get insomnia, I like to read encyclopedias and watch the Discovery Channel. Or watch music videos and celebreality shows. It's all about keeping a balance. I probably have enough random facts, both intellectual and pop culture related, stored within my chunk of gray matter to win any episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?.

The only music I'm capable of playing is via Rock Band and Guitar Hero, but I'm still obsessed with it and like to pretend I'm a rock star when I'm driving around. This generally involves singing louder than the music, and often also entails air guitar or drumming on the steering wheel. Though I'm strongly considering finally investing in a guitar and some lessons, so I can do more than simply pretend I can shred.

I'm a pretty liberally-minded person, but I do demand for all things to be grounded in fact and logic. I believe that choice is the most fundamental right granted by nature, in that everyone is born with free will. The only time I advocate the loss of choice is when one's choices will inflict harm on another.
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Curvy
My Height Is 5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Chest
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is Receptionist
I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live With Parent(s)
At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink Yes - One Or Two

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things, The Movies, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Once A Week
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Horror, Humor, Science Fiction

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date