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Age 38 From Vancouver, British Columbia Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Curvy
- My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
- My Eyes Are Gray
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Widowed
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Chest
- Body Art Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Auburn / Red
- I Have One Or More Of These I Own A Farm
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some High School
- My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
- My Speciality Is Entertainment / Media
- My Job Title Is ****
- I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
- At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Cigars
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
- My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Dark, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Music, Internet, Games, Dancing
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Playing Dress-up
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Fecal Matter public uriantion and the remains of an abortion. And *******s.
- I've Always Wanted To Try Hensoning.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, A Troll, Perfect, Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Scientology
- I Attend Services Every Day
- My Political Views Are Anarchist
- My Goal In Life Is Is to make it to 30 with only herpes.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Animation, Horror, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Latin, Soul
- When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Fantasy, Home & Garden
- My Idea Of Fun Is ****.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Oddities, Money, Wit
- What Do You Look For? Somebody with long arms.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate
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