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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Binary, Other
I Would Describe Myself As A humanoid entity with a lust for blood and an overwhelming obsession with tea.
Sign Leo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Start off with a picnic in a cemetery. and who knows from there. Wander about town making fun of people. Go back to one of our houses to cuddle and watch a movie.
I've Always Wanted To Try Real Absinthe as it is traditionally brewed.

Hang Gliding

Fighting a bear with my bare hands.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Once
My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is To outlive my parents.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Throwing babies off of cliffs and making charts to compare the end results.

Also building computers and writing.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Someone with all their teeth, the ability to solve for x in 4=(x+6)(x-2), and a drive to succeed in life.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date