Life In The Discount Aisle
Age 53 From San Antonio, Texas Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As
Life is like a discount store and I am in the aisle amongst the ratty old and returned packages long lost and best left forgotten. You are probably somewhere in housewares- typically something pretty, yet functional.
In my day I was normally picked up and then usually dumped off. Gifted and re-gifted throughout the ages until alas I found myself on the bottom shelf of this disused and unvalued aisle. Granted the packaging is torn open and it's obvious that I've been used. Don't let that dissuade you from considering my plight.
I am unique, eclectic, and with out a doubt a one-of-a-kind. They simply don't make 'em like me anymore. I'm useful, still in pretty good shape for an late model, and I will clean up like new. I was designed with the kind of quality that is suitable for any decor.
A caveat though... I am not easy to figure out since someone lost the instructions long ago. - Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 6' 1 (1.85 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Legs
- Body Art Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is University Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
- My Speciality Is Entertainment / Media
- My Job Title Is Freelance Writer
- I Live With Roomate(s)
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
- My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Games, Cooking, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Extreme Sports
- An Ideal First Date Would Be
First I'd pick you up in a stolen Ford pick-up truck loaded with small firearms and other improvised munitions. We'd head out on a fine three state strong armed robbery spree cultivating into a high speed pursuit. With our inevitable narrow escape by helicopter, hot air balloon, or dirigible (depending on whats handy). Over the border and South America bound to spend our ill gotten gains on a carefree life on a white sand beach overlooking the Pacific and our monster sized catamaran. When the Feds finally catch up to us we'll be Polynesian island hopping and committing acts of piracy on the high seas.
When we grow tired of our first date of thrills, chills, and adventure we can retire on the Mediterranean. Drinking our own brand of hand crafted wines... - My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Other
- My Political Views Are Socialist
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Humor, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Committed
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