Profile fartinmyface: I am lame!

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak German, Urdu, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As I like to dye my hair black because it is the color of my heart. I wear eyeshadow even tho I am a guy because I like to express my individuality.
Sign Taurus

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Thick
My Height Is 5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Eyes Are Black
My Ethnicity Is European
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Calves
Body Art Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going Shopping, Trying New Things, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up
An Ideal First Date Would Be cutting each others' initials into each others' arms and giving each other homemade tats, practicing branding with the iron. and of course you must eat some gas station nachos and fart in my face
I've Always Wanted To Try milking my prostate in a dark way.
My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll, Perfect, Raunchy, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are Very Conservative
My Goal In Life Is to be the darkest metal god in the galaxy. will you be my dark metal princess. i would also to finish up my phd in metaphysics.
My Kind Of Humor Is I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Family, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial, New age, Ambient
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Humor, Instructional, Reference, Technical, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is coloring black construction paper with black crayons and then cutting eye hole in it to make a mask so i can play peekaboo with my farm animals. shopping at hot topic with my grammie, drawing tattoos on myself with a black ball point pen. fighting the system. writing love letters to trent reznor

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?