Profile eyonne: Life is beautiful! Then you get sober!:D

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Polish
I Would Describe Myself As Mean, grumpy and nerve-racking. But these are only few of my best qualities.
I do my best to be good to everybody but if I see anyone trying to overwhelm me with his depression I scream and run! Really! Been there, done that - thank you very much.
Oh yeah, one more thing - If you can't find your sense of humor even with both hands and a flashlight or you wear more make up than I do - well then it's a big no-no! Sorry Winnetou!
I'm not a Vampire! *sighs* If you think that You are... Well... I can give you a couple of contact numbers but I'm afraid those dudes charge a big dime for an hour of their precious time.
For now I can't read or answer to your messages so hobbityhob at yee*haw might be a way to say hi or something. I am in that other dimensional thingy too. Just type Eyonne and let's be friends :D
Sign Libra

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Observant
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Religion / Spirituality, Theater
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book
An Ideal First Date Would Be There are no ideal first dates!
I've Always Wanted To Try Bah... If I want to try something I just go for it dude...
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Once A Month
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is To die either disgustingly rich or stunningly beautiful. Got looks already so money will do for now :D Sooo modest, I know!
My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Slapstick

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Blues, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Mystery, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Sitting in a rocking chair in front of a fireplace knitting or embroidering rofl! And talking to the cat. There always gotta be a cat! Or... Painting my face, going to the woods and acting like a troll :D

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Gah...I don't know... But I'll tell you when I find it!
But then again - somehow I'm attracted to all amazingly smart, witty, mature and veeery good looking guys who know how to make a girl laugh and are not scared of soap and water. Elderly billionaires with terminal heart disease most welcome! Oh, and good spelling is sexy, did you know that? See? I'm not picky!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend