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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Looks like I cant actually change my name..oops, real name is James! Ok OK I really I'm probably not going to stumble onto too many radars on this site.I did ten years in a record shop and saw Nirvana live a couple of times before they got big.Love the alternative scene but everyone I know got married /normal or vanished.
Love all things dark and gothic as well as being daft as a brush. Still listen to Jezebel, Nick Cave, sisters, the Mish, really love stuff like Linkin Park, Within Temptation, HIM and a heck of a lot besides..so impress me..tell me who wrote this:
'Some of us dance on the edge of twilight teasing and touching the void, staring into the blackness, no fear grips our hearts as we out stretch our arms, and sometimes the darkness only finds us when we stop looking for it, a netherworld of love's imagination envelops and we drift into unlife, undeath, unlove, and we call it our lives. The dance of the mundane unfolds and smothers, silently we choke on our sorrow.The darkness enslaves us and no longer can we look into each others eyes, no longer can we look inside ourselves.'
I live and work in Derby, I'm kind of quiet, silly but sincere. I do stand up comedy for a hobby, early days but it's a good challenge.I'll add more to this as I go along, but any questions..just ask!
Sign Pisces

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Well assuming I actually pop up on anyones radar here, coffee, bite to eat? Just simple to start
I've Always Wanted To Try Archery, fencing, Salma Hayek
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is Maybe make a career out of the comedy, finish my novel about procrastination. Be happy with someone I love and make a lot of people smile and laugh
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is Drinks with friends and a good boogie at Mosh, a nice meal out, cozy nights in. Being creative with other people, comedy clubs(watching and performing, mind you that's not always fun).

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Hmm eyes and smile initially but it's not all about looks, attraction can creep up on you sometimes
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date