Rockstar Cable Guy
Age 50 From Bremerton, Washington Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
Narcissistic, totally unbalanced, not near as driven a I should be, OCD, a genuine asslhole, should probably be locked away like Hannibal Lecter, but the pills are starting to make the voices quiet down...fiercely loyal to my friends, loved ones, and family. Honest to a fault with everyone but myself (and the IRS), naive, tired, socially anti-social, loving, not caring, mean, and excessively cruel, sharp with the tounge, slow with the wit, reserve the right to change all of the above without notice...oh yeah and full of whatever I want to be at the time... OR Cable guy by day, rock star by night. Trying to change me will only end in disaster. I am selfish, self centered and self absorbed. I am also self aware, have goals and do whatever it takes to achieve them. I am obsessed with bedroom antics, if I could exist on nothing but "great golden copulation", the world would be a splendid place. Bonus points if you can name the author of that quote.
see if you can catch me somewhere else...
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Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 6' 2 (1.88 m)
- My Eyes Are Hazel
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
- I Want Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Eyes
- Body Art Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred
- My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Entertainment / Media
- My Job Title Is Cable Guy, duh.
- I Live With Roomate(s)
- At Home Friends Come Over Occasionally
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Friendly, Fire Starter
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Movies, Cooking
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, The Movies, Drinking, Going To A Concert
- I've Always Wanted To Try to not be insane, but it is too much fun.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Other
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is not to die of natural causes...
- My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Movies
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Thriller, I'm A Movie Actor
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read News, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Music, Poetry, Satire, Technical
- My Idea Of Fun Is Mic + beer + people who play instruments = musical chaos & splendor.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Money, Wit
- What Do You Look For? A glimmer of sanity, a rational thought rattling around somewhere...
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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