Profile evildjinn: Wasting sarcasm is a sin

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Going underground... preparing for the Apocalypse.
Sign Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Stocky
My Height Is 6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are Green
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Inked All Over, Other, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Travel, Cars, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be I imagine something fun... Say yes to a date and let's go.
I've Always Wanted To Try Not being awesome... (Btw, I have a sarcastic twisted sense of humor)
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Liberal
My Goal In Life Is To keep being awesome. ;)
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Business, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is Just L.I.V.I.N.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? A Nordic Viking Princess? Okay, seriously... you don't have to be Nordic or even a Princess. But a Viking is a must. Okay, okay... You're not a Viking. But are you Viking'ish? Maybe own a couple animal pelts, own a drinking horn or enjoy mead?

But you know, I'm way more awesome then your last date. You know, the one that was an uninterested douche, or who was super hot but dumped you like a sh*t bag. Or looked like a girl and wore more eye liner than you. Or lied in his pics. I'm not any of those and better than roughly 96% of the rest of this world. With the exception of the Dalai Lama, lead singer from Cannibal Corpse and George Bush... well. Not George Bush.

.... You know you want to, just click on that little button that reads "Send message."
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed