Liquor in the front poker in the rear xD
Age 34 From Vancouver, Washington Online Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English, French, Spanish, German, Portuguese, Dutch, Chinese, Japanese, Arabic, Russian, Hebrew, Hindi, Tagalog, Urdu, Binary, Polish, Turkish, Other
- I Would Describe Myself As I'm a jew, I do roller derby, I cause cancer, and I'm thoroughly repulsive. And my name is Effy. I'm much more creative than my previous statements would imply. These are not the droids you are looking for.
- Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Slender
- My Height Is 5' 3 (1.6 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Other
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Chest
- Body Art Other
- My Hair Is Dark Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Rodent
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is High School Diploma
- My Current Employment Status Is Unemployed
- My Speciality Is Computers / Electronic
- I Live With Roomate(s)
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
- I Drink No
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Boisterous, Loud, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Dancing, Travel
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Hmm, RATS AND A CUCUMBER.
- I've Always Wanted To Try Rats and a cucumber.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Buddhist / Taoist
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
- My Goal In Life Is Rats and a cucumber. BURN.
- My Kind Of Humor Is I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Folk, Punk
- My Idea Of Fun Is Rats and a cucumber. Interpret as you wish.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date
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