donkeypunches


ma'am, you dropped your Labia. . .

Age 37 From Carlsbad, California Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Thick
  • My Height Is 6' 1 (1.85 m)
  • My Eyes Are Brown
  • My Ethnicity Is Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
  • My Best Feature Is Hair
  • Body Art Other, Visible Tattoo
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Part-time
  • My Speciality Is Entertainment / Media
  • My Job Title Is Drunk
  • I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Often
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Gambling
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Your mom
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Republican
  • My Goal In Life Is Don't die. become rich and all mighty and marry myself.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Romance, Drama, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Dance, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Mystery, Poetry
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Thank god I find fun in the most stupid shit, Drinking makes you fun, so, if i'm drunk, your already entertaining, don't worrying, random san Diego bar hopping, clubs, shows and drunken street wondering...
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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