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dirtysanchez

Age 42 From Middletown, New York Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I just wanted to remind you that I never shower. I hate soap. I hate anything that has to do with cleaning myself, including blowing my nose, washing my hands, or even wiping for that matter...especially on those heavy flow days...you know what I'm talking about. YOu know what else I hate? Water. Water sucks. I only drink it if it's been contaminated with toxic sewage. Wanna hear about my hemmerhoids? Oh well you get to listen anyway...but first I have to create my account.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Music
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Partying, Drinking, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be embarking on a dangerous yet humurous adventure with various drugs in my system...wait no hugs not drugs hugs not dr...
I've Always Wanted To Try Fishing with a pistol.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Goal In Life Is I had one once.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Blues, Industrial, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Horror, Music, Philosophy, Religious, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is I like to set small animals on fire and throw them at old people, then go out on the town for some nice esspresso and hemophilia.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? My lighter...Im pretty sure it was in my bra but wtf?
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend