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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I appreciate the odder things in life. I consider myself eccentric, intelligent, a little bit crazy. I'm going through a divorce and have been back in college for 4 or 5 months now staying with my parents who I can't stand, they're so white collar it makes me want to puke. They think tattoos are for freaks and that I'm destined to be a serial killer for liking horror movies. Help!
Sign Pisces

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Slim
My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Separated
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Brown
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Travel, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Some food, some beer and a concert followed by a moonlight walk through a cemetery.
I've Always Wanted To Try Absolutely everything
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is To stay alive.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Fiction, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Just about anything

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Pale skin, nice smile, cute butt
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed