Profile devaul: Sassafras...

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I'm a freelance writer, novelist, and stay-at-home dad for my two beautiful daughters. I'm looking for someone to share interests and really connect with. To put it in an allegory: I'm looking for the girl who's going to go pick up the gun the bad guy dropped when I started fighting with him and help me out because I'm probably not strong enough to take him. Does that make any sense?
I'm a nerd at heart, I've got sort of an obscure sense of humor filled with movie quotes and comic-book references. I'm a huge bears fan, not paint my face and go shirtless in December at Soldier Field huge, but I will yell at my TV set on Sundays.
I'm really not looking to hit the bar scene. They can be fun, but somehow people tend to get into trouble at them and with two little girls at home who need me I don't think it's the right place to be.
As far as music goes I enjoy pretty much everything, but I lean towards metal/pop punk/emo. Conner Oberst is a genius and Portishead just hits the spot. Modern hip-hop, however, can go far away. It's just terrible.
I'm a gamer, L4D currently being the overall favorite and I get together with friends for Halo 3 Saturdays. WoW is also a must.
Book-wise I fought with my best friend's wife for months before finally giving in to reading the Twilight series. I hated every one of them until halfway through each and now consider it to be one of my favorite series.
When I have time to watch TV it's usually Adult Swim or anything with Gordon Ramsey, the guy's hilarious. I'm also big on anything Joss Whedon has a hand in. Talk about a great writer.
Anyway, if you share any of my interests and would like to hang out, let me know.
Sign Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Native American, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Black
I Have One Or More Of These Cat
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is Work At Home
My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is Freelance writer/struggling novelist
I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
I Live With Roomate(s), With Kid(s)
At Home All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
I Drink Yes - Socially

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Photography, Theater, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be I don't know, I guess something where we can just sit and talk and get to know each other.
I've Always Wanted To Try Lots and lots of things.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is Just to be happy in every facet of my life. I've never been content and now find myself seeking tranquility. Not too much to ask right?
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Just enjoying the company of someone you feel a special connection with. Someone you sync into rhythm with intellectually, spiritually, and physically.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? I noticed a lot of ladies on here put that they were looking for their vampire, so I don't feel like too much of a dork saying that I'm looking for my Slayer.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed