Profile desincarne: everybody misbehaves...

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I'm less of a glass-half-empty kind of guy, more of a glass-half-empty-and-it's-your-round kind of guy.

My heroes are Henry Rollins, Simon Templar, Mark Callaway and Optimus Prime. I speak seven languages fluently, provided you accept that English comprises all of them. Yes, that is possible. I'm fascinated by narrative studies, professional wrestling, lies and drinking, all of which are, to varying degrees, the same thing. I have a large black cat, and he's mine, so hands off.

I like punk and alternative rock, some metal and country music, and a metric shitload of pop music. I know more about movies than you do, but will try not to let that get in the way of a good conversation. I have no real idea why I'm creating this account other than that no one else is in and I'm a little bored.
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Religion / Spirituality, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Oh, this is f**king ridiculous. Ok. Thai food at eight. Pub at half nine. More pub. And suddenly it's one am, we have no idea where the time's gone, and I walk home unable to stop grinning.
I've Always Wanted To Try YOUR MUM.

Jesus. Talk to me and find out. This description stuff is KILLING ME.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is to never have to fill one of these in again.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Blues, Industrial, Soul, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Jesus. What, am I five? If you can't figure it out from the rest of this stuff, talk to me and find out...

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For? WHAT. DID I JUST. SAY.

Tick boxes. Above. See them?

Yes.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate