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Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, German
I Would Describe Myself As Hi I'm Mike, I'm a boring, unimaginative, calm, mild mannered, poor, non tattooed, unpierced, uncircumcised, wait no I'm not (sorry if you'd of liked that), not particularly tall, rather short haired, non make-up wearing, non smoking, non-threatening 28 year old young man. Here's my phone number. If it's busy, I'm probably talking to the thousands of other girls that were no doubt wooed by this short description of myself.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Sports, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports
An Ideal First Date Would Be Falling in love, if I'm to be honest, but I'll settle for a few laughs, some good natured pointed competitive banter, and maybe a decent length makeout session at the end.
I've Always Wanted To Try Nothing in this life is going to live up to the expectation, except for me and my abilities, so sadly, I've lost my lust for this life. But that's not to say I won't try anything, and I've already tried Many things.

Views Views on life.

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, I'm A Recording Artist, Industrial
When I Read, I Always Read Humor, Philosophy, Satire, Science, Sports
My Idea Of Fun Is I've forgotten what fun is, It's been too long, show me the way back!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Wit
What Do You Look For? Someone that is smart enough to know that they aren't smart enough. Whoa that just blew your mind!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed