Profile dementedxdave: I can smell your fear.

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Name's Dave. I listen to classic rock and various subgenres of heavy metal. Perverse is the only kind of humor I know. Looking at me, you'd probably call me a stoner immediately. Long hair, lazy eyes. That whole deal. If you're clever, you know what to do.
Sign Cancer

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Cars, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be Idealistic and completely not my style.
I've Always Wanted To Try Surviving a zombie apocalypse in my backyard, acid, ecstasy, etc.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is To find a good excuse to walk with my cane.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Religious, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is Weed + anything

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? I've had my fill of high school girls, and honestly? I need something less stressful.. less moral. Less psycho-bitchy. There MUST be a better kind of girl out there that doesn't come with such a high drama cost.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate