Profile deadrat: We're on a bridge, Charlie!

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As I have a banana. It is tattooed in my ear. I like flowers, and candy, and blood, and skeletal structures! (because that was completely inappropriate sentence structure)
Sign Capricorn

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Athletic
My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Feet
Body Art Branded, Inked All Over, Other, Secret Piercings, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Exotic Animal, Fish, Reptile, I Own A Farm
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Loud, Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Extreme Sports, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be Doing an activity and eating sushi. I have a massive broner for Japanese cuisine. And my activity list is as easy as going for a walk, or shooting tin cans with a pellet gun. It can get into a more physical rendition, involving moshing at a concert, or canoeing in the back country. But really, there must be sushi.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Atheist
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Green Party
My Goal In Life Is To build my own house. It will have Beetlejuice doorways and wonky floors. And a moat. Filled with reptiles and fishes. Fishes are the most delicious.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Comic, Fantasy, Health, History, Horror, Instructional, Mathematics, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is Setting squirrels on fire by candlelight.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For? A bridge. A magical bridge of hope and wonder!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend