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darth_balls

Age 45 From Rochester, New York Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, French, Spanish, Italian, German
I Would Describe Myself As Relocated to upstate NY with my girlfriend, and as luck would have it I'm now single. I work nearly 7 day most weeks. I don't have time to get out much, which is unlike me. I would be content and happy to find someone I could chill with, we'll see how it goes from there. Oh, and they call me thefunkyaardvark on the fbook
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Shy, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be drinking to excess, cow tipping, then we BOTH streak thru the cop shop whilst eating a hotdog wrapped in a donut
I've Always Wanted To Try magnets
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Perfect

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is to build a better mousetrap
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Mathematics
My Idea Of Fun Is drinking to just short of excess, going cow tipping, then streaking through the police station while eating a donut

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Look For? my keys. A lot
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate