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Age 41 From Sioux Falls, South Dakota Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English, French, Spanish
- I Would Describe Myself As What can I say? I am still a full time student, aspiring to, not be a pee-on. That pretty much sums it up, I really hate these things. I'm an open person, if there is anything you want to know about me, just ask I have nothing to hide.
- Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
- My Eyes Are Black
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- My Marital Situation Is Never Married
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Arms
- Body Art Branded, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Food / Catering
- My Job Title Is Bartender
- I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
- I Live Alone
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Cooking
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Going To A Concert
- An Ideal First Date Would Be quiet, secluded bistro or small bar. Just talking, getting to know each other.
- I've Always Wanted To Try Penguin, I have no idea why but I have always wanted to eat a penguin. I get a lot of crap for that, but hey, its what i've always wanted. If you don't like that, I just won't invite you to the bbq when i finally get the opportunity.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Cool, Obscure, Goofy
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Agnostic
- I Attend Services On Holidays
- My Political Views Are Anarchist
- My Goal In Life Is Travel, i wan't to see everything there is to see in the world. If I can get a job after college that allows me to jet all over the world, you could probably shoot me, and I wouldn't care. I don't want to look back on my life and wonder what else there is, what could have been, etc...
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, Industrial, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Fiction, Horror, Philosophy, Political, Poetry
- My Idea Of Fun Is I am open to new situations to a fault, I love jumping head first into whatever sounds like fun. i cant deny i've hurt myself(physically, and otherwise), on more than several occasions. I never say, I don't like something, I have to try everything twice. I can be a bit to handle, but usually I can restrain myself.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Oddities, Spontaneity
- What Do You Look For? I have the worst track record you could imagine, which is why I'm giving this a shot. I am leaving it up to you, if I sound like someone worth your time, hit me up. I don't like to place restrictions, but i am kinda superficial.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date
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