darkriver


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Age 41 From Sioux Falls, South Dakota Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, French, Spanish
  • I Would Describe Myself As What can I say? I am still a full time student, aspiring to, not be a pee-on. That pretty much sums it up, I really hate these things. I'm an open person, if there is anything you want to know about me, just ask I have nothing to hide.
  • Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Average
  • My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
  • My Eyes Are Black
  • My Ethnicity Is Other
  • My Marital Situation Is Never Married
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Arms
  • Body Art Branded, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Black
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate Yes
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is Some College
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Food / Catering
  • My Job Title Is Bartender
  • I Make This Much In A Year $15,000USD To $29,999USD
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
  • My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Cooking
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Going To A Concert
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be quiet, secluded bistro or small bar. Just talking, getting to know each other.
  • I've Always Wanted To Try Penguin, I have no idea why but I have always wanted to eat a penguin. I get a lot of crap for that, but hey, its what i've always wanted. If you don't like that, I just won't invite you to the bbq when i finally get the opportunity.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Cool, Obscure, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Agnostic
  • I Attend Services On Holidays
  • My Political Views Are Anarchist
  • My Goal In Life Is Travel, i wan't to see everything there is to see in the world. If I can get a job after college that allows me to jet all over the world, you could probably shoot me, and I wouldn't care. I don't want to look back on my life and wonder what else there is, what could have been, etc...
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Horror
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Classical, Industrial, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Fiction, Horror, Philosophy, Political, Poetry
  • My Idea Of Fun Is I am open to new situations to a fault, I love jumping head first into whatever sounds like fun. i cant deny i've hurt myself(physically, and otherwise), on more than several occasions. I never say, I don't like something, I have to try everything twice. I can be a bit to handle, but usually I can restrain myself.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Oddities, Spontaneity
  • What Do You Look For? I have the worst track record you could imagine, which is why I'm giving this a shot. I am leaving it up to you, if I sound like someone worth your time, hit me up. I don't like to place restrictions, but i am kinda superficial.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date

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