darkmonkey


I wasn't born with enough middle fingers

Age 42 From North York, Ontario Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Other
  • I Would Describe Myself As I'm a spontaneous person who always finds the fun in any situation... every day is a twisted adventure! Love industrial/ebm/rock/metal and think tattoos and piercings are hot...
  • Sign Sagittarius
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Curvy
  • My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
  • My Eyes Are Green
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Inked All Over, Other, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Dark Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These No pets
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is High School Diploma
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is Customer Service
  • I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Dining, Theater, Playing Cards, Computers
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be completely unpredictable
  • I've Always Wanted To Try everything... once.
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
  • My Goal In Life Is to die with no regrets.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Romance, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Industrial, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, Horror
  • My Idea Of Fun Is Chilling in the park with some vodka and orange crush until dawn, dancing like no one is watching, playing cheesy video games, watching hockey (Go Wings!) and building lego!
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? Someone who knows when to be serious, and when to laugh... as long as laughing wins, most of the time!
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed

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