Profile cydonian.scribe: wish i could deactivate this account

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As tried to deactivate this account, but apparently basic programming skills werent a pre-requisite in the making of this website.
Sign Pisces

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Muscular
My Height Is 4' 0 (1.22 m)
My Eyes Are Black
My Ethnicity Is African American, Asian, European, Indian, Middle Eastern, Hispanic/latino, Native American, Caucasian
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Neck
Body Art Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo, Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is Bald
I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I Own A Farm, No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be eating dog excrement together
I've Always Wanted To Try eating elephant shit
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Scientology
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is to eat elephant shit
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is eating dog excrement

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For? a guy with an elephant farm
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed