crackforkids


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Age 38 From Cincinnati, Ohio Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Hindi, Tagalog, Urdu
  • I Would Describe Myself As Welcome to the carnival of circus freaks
    The bleeding lady the blood from her leaks
    Here is a place where you can buy crack ;-)
    Lobotomised whores who you can slap!
    The freaks…



    The snake woman drinks six bottles of gin
    Gives you a blow-job and sheds her skin
    Welcome to the carnival of circus freaks
    Ladies and gentlemen take your seats
  • Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Slim
  • My Height Is 6' 1 (1.85 m)
  • My Eyes Are Hazel
  • My Ethnicity Is Other
  • My Marital Situation Is Widowed
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Wouldn't Even Think About It
  • My Hair Is Other
  • I Have One Or More Of These I Own A Farm
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is High School Diploma
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Other
  • My Job Title Is Biochemical engineer
  • I Make This Much In A Year $100,000USD To $150,000USD
  • I Live With Pet(s)
  • At Home All Is Calm
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
  • I Drink Yes - Often
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Friendly, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Camping
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be something fun, like get drunk and finger paint!
  • I've Always Wanted To Try riding a bike backwardz, ITZ HARD!!!
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Not Religious
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is survival
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Drama, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
  • When I Read, I Always Read Philosophy, Science
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? 1. a person or animal on exhibition as an example of a strange deviation from nature; monster.
    2. An abnormally formed organism, especially a person or animal regarded as a curiosity or monstrosity
    3. a person or animal that is markedly unusual or deformed
    4. something hideous or frightful
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy

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