Profile cassanovacadaver: Come one, come all. Step right up.

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As Run!! I swear you wouldn’t wanna meet this guy for all the MSG in China. Run, Get out of here while you still can, this maniac truly is nefarious and has an unquenchable thirst for freedom!! Sometimes, often, crimes are committed. He should be committed, not in a relationship but in a mental ward, receiving shock therapy. There’s still time to run, and save your sanity while you can, post haste! His genius is sharp, cold, and calculated with anarchist anger yet has the generosity of a saint. If you cross paths with this maniacal menace and are engaged in conversation with him, be warned, beer bottles, shot glasses, lighters, anything within reach has been known to be thrown. He will take you out to a real classy place but you and he will inevitably be ask to leave or even more embarrassing, physically being removed. Damn it, this guy travels the country, he could be anywhere right now reeking havoc upon some helpless city. An APB (all points bulletin) was issued to track down this beast of a man in three states for in-sighting riots and various misdemeanor charges. This pirate prince speaks from a pulpit designed from the purest of thoughts, yet some have the direst of consequences. One who is to be feared yet adored, an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle, wrapped around a telephone pole. The press release read, “Drug Induced Rampage Ruined Dinner Downtown”. While being pounced on like a gazelle by lions with guns, he was subdued; they finally had to hog-tie him just to get a handle on all the chaos. The last thing that was heard from him as he was whisked away into the paddy wagon was “Empty my account and grab my passport”!! After posting bail and well aware of the time he was facing, he fled the country to a small remote Island which was not released by his attorney speaking on his behalf. After several years of seclusion he was summoned back to the states, all charges were exonerated due to his connections with the ACLU. Back to right some wrongs, however, some of the wrongs were right. Now free, roaming America and financed, this renegade rabbi could be coming to a town near you.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Average
My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are Hazel
My Ethnicity Is European, Native American, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Hair Is Black
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is Chaos invoker
I Make This Much In A Year $75,000USD To $99,999USD
I Live Alone
I Drink Yes - One Or Two

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Theater, Travel, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be We'll see
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Political Views Are Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is To live until I die.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Biography, History, Music, Philosophy, Political, Reference
My Idea Of Fun Is You name it doll

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? Her, she.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed