I'm a little cupcake...baked by SATAN!
Age 49 From Los Angeles, California Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
I am all about bad horror movies, thrift store records, and Muppets.
And I can beat your a** at Galaga.
Italian cannibal movies make me moist.
curvy girls, cars covered in snow, eyeliner, thrift stores, rainy days, synthesizers, NIN, The Knife, Depeche Mode...
Jack n Coke and bad cinema at the New Beverly, and you've just described the perfect night.
kannibalejunge at the space that is mine. - Sign Pisces
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 9 (1.75 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Lips
- Body Art Other
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These Rodent
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
- My Speciality Is Entertainment / Media
- My Job Title Is Actor
- I Make This Much In A Year $60,000USD To $74,999USD
- I Live Alone, With Pet(s)
- At Home There Is No Noise
- I'm A Smoker No
- I Drink Yes - One Or Two
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Reading, Movies, Photography, Cooking, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be a quiet dinner someplace we can talk, or a small bar /cafe type situation. afterward, if the cards are played right, an evening walk. or perhaps an appearance at a club. or a museum. erotic museum of art? C.I.A.? the silent movie theatre, perhaps?
- I've Always Wanted To Try living in Europe, or at least traveling there for an extended period of time
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Obscure, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Agnostic
- I Attend Services Never
- My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
- My Goal In Life Is To either host my own late-night variety show, or be a character on an animated series. That aside, I'd eventually like to move to Europe and live out my days writing books and sipping tea.
- My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Electronic, Classical, Industrial, New age, Ambient
- When I Read, I Always Read Biography, Fantasy, Horror, Philosophy, Satire, Science Fiction
- My Idea Of Fun Is riding my bike after midnight, playing with my rats, wasting time at Amoeba, seeing bad horror movies at the New Beverly, catching a show at C.I.A., reading books beneath the sheets, going out to Bar Sin or Ruin...
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Empathy, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit
- What Do You Look For? Someone who shares my love of bad horror movies (particularly nasty Italian zombie and cannibal films). Someone who creates things with their hands. Someone who is sugary sweet, with a bit of bad around the edges. Rolling around naked in fake blood is also a plus.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate
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