bonecactus


Not cool enough to avoid posting here

Age 45 From Columbia, Missouri Online Over 2 weeks ago

Man Seeking A Woman


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English
  • Sign Leo
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Slim
  • My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
  • My Eyes Are Blue
  • My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids No
  • My Best Feature Is Hands
  • My Hair Is Bald
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog, Reptile
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is College Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Education / Academic
  • My Job Title Is Librarian - that's right bitches.
  • I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
  • I Live With Roomate(s)
  • At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Cigars
  • I Drink Yes - Often
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
  • My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be I'm not looking for a date cause I'm married already. I'm looking for an ideal first 'friend' meetup thingie where we could get some coffee (black like our hearts) or tea, and i don't know, do stuff that people with similar interests do...
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Other
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Not Sure
  • My Goal In Life Is to make enough money to move and retire in Mexico (seriously) and to maybe write a book sometime.
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Adult
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Reggae, Folk, Punk
  • When I Read, I Always Read News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
  • What Do You Look For? Looking for open-minded odd-balls that love good music, good drink and have a spontaneous (maybe not too spontaneous) attitude. I'm attracted to kinky individuals with no qualms about sharing their oddities and quirks.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate

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