Age 116 From Elgin, Illinois Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Would Describe Myself As Extremely morbid, but in an uplifting sort of way. Also morbidly obese (that's double the morbidity).
- Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Big And Beautiful
- My Height Is 5' 5 (1.65 m)
- My Eyes Are Black
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- My Marital Situation Is Widowed
- I Have Kids Yes - At Home
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Butt
- Body Art Branded, Fanged
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These Rodent
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some High School
- My Current Employment Status Is Homemaker
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is Serial Mom
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Parent(s), With Kid(s)
- At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Pipe
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Fire Starter, Flirtatious
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Internet, Dancing, Dining, Religion / Spirituality, Gardening
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Dining in, body shots all around. Some light snacking, maybe a movie. Food in the bedroom, baby!
- I've Always Wanted To Try Having someone hollow out a sausage casing and putting it around my wang and then eating it bratwurst style.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll, Cool, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Jewish
- I Attend Services Once A Week
- My Political Views Are Conservative
- My Goal In Life Is Die 500 lbs overweight but happy
- My Kind Of Humor Is Slapstick
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Soaps
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Romance, Horror
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Ambient, Reggae, Gospel
- When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading
- My Idea Of Fun Is
eating food. killing everyone. eating food. making passionate love. eating food. watching my stories. eating food. howling at the moon.
eating food.
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Great Skills, Power
- What Do You Look For? Anyone who can stand looking at me
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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