Profile bikergoth: Ancient deathrocker

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As It seems my honesty dissuades most women from even contacting me, but here it goes again!

The bad first:
I dont have teeth and dont wear dentures. I have a lazy eye (I will look at you, and youll ask if Im looking at you). My forearms have large tattoos (not sleeved, but run from wrist to elbow.) I dont dance. I am overweight (but working on that one!
I do have a car but prefer to ride my Harley.

Now for the good:
People say I am funny. I dont smoke, drink or do drugs. I have my own place to live, a stable and secure job and my own vehicles. I do have a car but prefer to ride my Harley.

So basically I see myself as an easy going kinda guy, but not a door mat. I enjoy doing stuff, but would like someone to do stuff with. I am looking for a long term relationship, maybe even marriage (im getting to old to be alone). I work for a small airline, and I like to travel. I am a biker so motorcycles should be a common interest. I enjoy seeing the world from two wheels, but will compromise for the good of the whole. I am a recent non-smoker, but have been drug and alcohol free for many years. I dont care if you enjoy a glass of wine with diner or a 6 pack on the weekends, but drugs wont be tolerated (yes weed is a drug, so tokers keep moving).

I have a very dark sense of humor, and usually quite inappropriate and often ****al. I refuse to pass up an innuendo or a bad pun, and can be really sophomoric (Beavis and Butthead got nothing on me). sometimes Ill get a little too obscure in my references or joke over the intellect of those around me. Hopefully your not easily offended or embarrassed, as my thought to speech filter is usually broken.

My worldview often comes off as pessimistic and cynical, however, I do enjoy life...I just happen to say what I think most of the time. Some may say that I am an acquired taste, others think I am funnier than hell. I grew up in the 80's and spent most of my youth drunk, doped up and living on the streets with punk rockers, and some of the joy of shock value didnt wear off when I quit drinking and using.

I can be serious and responsible when I need to be, but its not to often. If your looking for someone who is refined, prim and proper, well, Im not it...lol. I am a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy. suits are for funerals and thats about it. Accept me as I am, because I enjoy who I am, even if it means I am who I am alone.

I see a lot of women on here like to go hiking...ugh, no, I dont hike...lest Im out of gas on the side of the road...and the whole sports thing, Ill go to roller derby bouts and watch UFC....but on sundays I would much rather be on my Harley than watch a bunch of steroid infused apes in tights throw a damn ball.

I love music, though being an aged punk rocker, my tastes lean towards alternative, goth, EBM, trance, dark wave, electronica, shoe gazer, euro house trance, 80's new wave/punk/deathrock....if the radio is on it will be tuned to NPR.

I guess what I am really looking for is a female version of me...lol. An intellectual tomboyish kind of woman with a redneckish streak. Im looking for a woman that can do her 40 hours at work and leave it there, hop into a pair of jeans, tshirt and boots and hop on the back of my bike for a 500 mile ride to somewhere we havent been to yet (extra points if she owns her own but likes to pack on occasion). Should be a decent flirt (but not a tease, be able to back up your flirts), as I do flirt a lot. lewd and lascivious behaviour is generally well accepted! If you cuss, spit and pass gas without dying of embarrassment, we may go far...lol.
Sign Leo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are Blue
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Never Married
I Have Kids Yes - Not At Home
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Dark Blonde
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is Some College
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Other
My Job Title Is Analyst
I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live Alone
At Home There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker No
I Drink No

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Music, Internet, Travel, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be the usual...coffee, dinner...ride on my Harley...whatever.
I've Always Wanted To Try ****on an airplane.....what? you havent??
My Friends Describe Me As Being Troublemaker, A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is make it out alive....
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Electronic, Industrial, Ambient, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Horror, Mystery
My Idea Of Fun Is I like to ride my Harley, go out to eat especially sushi, go to the movies. New to Utah, kinda, and dont really know whats happening here. Always up to see bands play.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed