Profile backjaw: Stray Dog LUllaby

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, German, Other
I Would Describe Myself As Fairly heavily tattooed, but nothing below the elbows or above the neck. i have brown hair, facial hair an eyes (tho my facial hair has a bit of a reddish tint). i'm about six feet tall, 150lbs. i earn my bread as a plumber. i'm into zombie films, british gangster flicks and ancient battle epics. i listen to post-hardcore/punk music (small brown bike, quicksand, the draft, avail, hot water music, shift, etc.), the preferred genre of recovering hard-core/punk scenesters. i am an avid patriots and red sox fan. i enjoy a good read (anything by bukowski, palahniuk, rollins, gaiman, etc.), but i won't lie and say that i don't occassionally play video games. i am obsessed with the discovery channel. my home is on the beach, which i share with my dog, willow (half german-shepherd/half basenji). i probaby spend way to much time on the computer.
Sign Virgo

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Slim
My Height Is 6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Yes
My Best Feature Is Chest
Body Art Inked All Over, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These Dog
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Loud, Comedic, Outgoing, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are Sports, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be i'm not sure any more. something interesting and original that will stick in your mind for years after, even if the date goes south. i remember taking a young lady to downtown sarasota on a first date, sneaking into a back alley and climbing a fire escape to the rooftops. we spent the night hopping from roof to roof, listening to live bands play below and just people watching. she was obsessed with the x-files and convinced that aliens were going to abduct us from the rooftop.
I've Always Wanted To Try punching a shark.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Conservative
My Goal In Life Is drive a car off of the top of a parking garage, into a plane full of heroin smuggling assassins, but rolling out of the vehicle just before impact. as i lay on the asphalt, with strategically placed cuts and scrapes on my face, the plane and car explode and a mutter something to the effect of "your flight's been delayed, motherf*cker..."
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, History, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is i love hardware stores. i can spend the better part of an afternoon just browsing. i take my dog to the dog park on the weekends. i enjoy throwing darts, shooting stick, taking in a movie. i am fairly laid back in my increasing old age... i hang out at home a lot.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For? tattooed? awesome. dyed hair? even better. combat boots? i'm in love.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed