Profile amelianoheart: Divorced Derby Dame

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As I am 27, I like unicorns that jump over rainbows and ponies and I, like, totally, like nice things and stuff! Shiny is my favorite color and wearing clothes in December where your ****** lips get frostbitten is my idea of stylin! Looking for a man without a job, preferably who lives in their mom's basement, and does a ton of drugs. By the way, I am 3000 pounds and have Ghonasyphilitis.
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Observant, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Playing Cards, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert
I've Always Wanted To Try Everything! Experience life! Sample what the world has to offer!
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Agnostic
I Attend Services Once A Week
My Political Views Are Socialist
My Goal In Life Is to save the universe from Space Creatures and from Steven Hawking.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Family
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read Home & Garden, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Robbing liquor stores, killing hookers and putting them in my trunk, and pulling myself up by the bootstraps!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For? I find strange quirks attractive. I want someone I can have a really fun time with. I want someone I can call up and say, "Hey, lets go skydiving" and they say "Ok" and show up 5 minutes later and we go skydiving. I want someone who will appreciate my insanity and support me in my carreer. I want a best friend. I want someone who views me as "one of the guys". I want a man who will tell me everything and ask me how my day was? Someone who will listen. Someone who will debate without thinking we are arguing. Someone who understands my sarcasm.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Committed