Profile Viking666NotFat: II'm looking for two things in a woman

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English, Spanish, German, Polish, Portuguese, Other
I Would Describe Myself As The hottest guy you're ever likely to meet. Seriously. I'm that hot. Baby.
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Reserved, Shy, Strange, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Camping, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Dancing, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Reading, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be Swimming naked under the moonlight in a loch and then watching the sun rise. Or shaggin aw night. I don't mind either.
I've Always Wanted To Try killing someone. Or eating octopus.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Cool, Obscure

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is To have my brain downloaded into a giant robot, destroy the planet then fly off into space to fight other giant robots and eventually find love with one.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Metal, Punk, Rap, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read Classic, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Picking my nose and finding the snotter is shaped like a famous landmark, like Rio's Christ the Redeemer statue for instance. Then eating it.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For? Two things...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed