UpsideDownOlly


you yell ,I bite (Harder),I bark,I meow

Age 43 From Houston, Texas Online Over 2 weeks ago

Woman Seeking A Man


Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.
  • I Can Speak English, Italian
  • I Would Describe Myself As Hello everyone ! :) i might go on and on about nothing ,and people actually make talking about themselves easy.excuse me for my cerebral vomit thats about to take place like your chit chatting in non sense on the coucj with me ..ok lets begin......



    I go to the gym retro wearing black spandex and matching head and wristbands.i hate it when people pass me on the right.i am also known to tear out the labels in my bedding you know the one that says do not remove under penalty of law ...can i get in trouble for this ? I dunno.



    If I even begin to describe myself it would be 8 different woman with different personality not that I am suffering from a disorder but certainly alot of things make up the big strong tree of my inner roots.I'm quiet and reserved yet loud and out going I prefer to stay home and relax within the sounds of my headphones and enjoy myself with a good book. So hell with the Zanex and wine. Being the genuine Italian chef I live in the kitchen.food is a passion I cook each day.... Simply making love to the food.



    Forthright, Vitriolic, Nonconformist, with a deeeeep LUV for Music, Arts and Travels... Proven that I'm a natural-born Critic, whether you like it or not ;)



    Sono bipolare. Le mie più grandi passioni? Nell'ordine: cantare, scrivere, parlare, mangiare e il mare, ma vivo in città. Perchè l'importante è crederci, sempre. Ah,ho una laurea



    100% made in Italy



    I wear black because I thinks classy alteast to me, I dont do drugs and barly drink.eating now That's a different story I eat not to simply eat I mean someone has to fuel the 10 year old boy inside my womanly frame.

    Want to know a secret ? ......I ran with scissors as a kid and I lied before I don't make love to the food although the videos of me on YouTube says otherwise.


  • Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
  • My Body Type Is Fit
  • My Height Is 5' 2 (1.57 m)
  • My Eyes Are Black
  • My Ethnicity Is Other
  • My Marital Situation Is Single
  • I Have Kids No
  • I Want Kids Not Sure
  • My Best Feature Is Eyes
  • Body Art Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
  • My Hair Is Brown
  • I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
  • Willing To Relocate No
Status What do you do?
  • My Education Level Is University Degree
  • My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
  • My Speciality Is Art / Music / Literature
  • My Job Title Is peds surgicial resident
  • I Live Alone
  • At Home There Is No Noise
  • I'm A Smoker Yes - Trying To Quit
  • I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?
  • Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
  • My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing
  • My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Family, Music, Photography
  • My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Sleeping
  • An Ideal First Date Would Be Be true to yourself the rest will come
  • I've Always Wanted To Try To jump off a train (seriously )

    -twisted sense of humor That's me alright!
  • My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy
Views Views on life.
  • My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
  • I Attend Services Never
  • My Political Views Are Very Liberal
  • My Goal In Life Is Self preservation, I live life in limbo. I hate the idea of the world ending tomorrow. I live to change evolve morph and grow surely I'm not perfect but That's the beauty of it.... There is always space for improvement
  • My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic
Taste What do you like?
  • On Tv, I Always Watch News, Documentaries, Movies
  • When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller
  • When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Ambient, Dance, Electronic, Metal, Punk, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
  • When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Auto-biography, Fantasy, Health, Horror
  • My Idea Of Fun Is I love Fridays. Be wild be free.
Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?
  • What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit
  • What Do You Look For? I have 3 different people living in me they all want something different of course I'm joking or am I? ;) I am a crazy over the top woman looking for her partner in crime.
  • What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Committed

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