Profile SwgrringPollywog: Mahna Mahna

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm a writer, a massage therapist, a gypsy, a lover, an artist, a musician, a cook, a father, a rebel, a child, a man, a game-changer, lost and found, an intellectual, passionate, an adventurer, a boot in the nuts of society, a soft caress on the cheek of the strange, learning, growing, a failure, a success, going to change the world, and 100% totally punkrock.
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Muscular
My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are Hazel
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Belly Button
Body Art Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These Fish
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Family, Games, Movies, Music, Playing Cards, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be It doesn't matter what we do as long as we connect. I want to have a riveting conversation peppered with thought provoking ideas and inappropriate humor. Lets just go have fun.
I've Always Wanted To Try Everything. Well...just about.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is Make my income from my writing, have one or two homebases but spend most of my time traveling and writing. I want to change the world at least in some small way. I want to make people think. I want to hang out with my kid. I want to fall in love. I want to be the old man that the kids all say, "woah, that dude's really hardcore."
My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Electronic, Industrial, Latin, Metal, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Comic, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Supernatural, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Anything new. I love going to shows, plays, out to eat, for walks, to festivals, traveling, cooking, reading, writing, playing games, messing with people, people watching the people I mess with, hanging out with friends, making up werds, making cool shit.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed