Profile Mutante: Bearded lefty seeks cheeky woman

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I'm from New Zealand and currently living in Brisbane. Some people think I have a razor sharp wit, others prefer to describe me as witheringly sarcastic. I like loud music, beer, and long walks on the beach.
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Reserved, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Family, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Reading, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be Going to see some bands and having a few drinks or maybe catching a movie. Hell, maybe even sitting on a park bench and observing life.
I've Always Wanted To Try Jumping out of a plane, although I would most likely soil myself.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is To see my enemies flee before me and hear the lamentations of their women.

Wait... that was a different bloke.

Leave the place in a better state than I found it. Tall order I know.
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Classical, Country, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Metal, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Drinking beer, shouting a lot, playing my bass, going to gigs, having long meandering conversations, wearing hats.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? I like smart, funny women. Make me laugh and I'm yours. Wear cat ears and I'll probably propose to you. That's just a thing I have.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date