Profile MorbidNoyes: While your lips are still red...

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Charismatic, free spirited, soul courageous & crazy (unfortunately not enough to be a suitable case for treatment) with Viking roots (not the hair kind!) looking for a princess to take on adventures & just have fun. I have an awesome place situated on 17 acres directly on tranquil riverfront in a beautiful serene valley which is an hour east of Vancouver. Very independent (no Momma's boy here) & looking for someone who is as passionate about life as I am. I am willing to wear my heart on my sleeve as well as slowly & carefully taking the time to get it right, with the right lil' lady. I regularly burn the box most think in as I am a bit of a pyromaniac & I always take the path less beaten. Very caring to the ones I love. I come from a NS family who have respect, morals, love & affection. My heart's in the right place & there's still room for someone in it. If there's one thing I am certain... it's that those who like me... like me a lot.
Sign Cancer

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
My Social Behavior Is Anti-social, Comedic, Outgoing, Strange, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Camping, Cars, Cooking, Dancing, Dining, Exercising, Family, Games, Gardening, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Sports, Theater, Travel, Tv, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be Skating, skiing, nice walk or hike, horseback riding, cycling, out for dinner & drinks or a concert. Ya think we could do them all in a day?
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Once A Year
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is To keep fit & happy, travel, keep close to the ones I love & even closer to you.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Industrial, Metal, Rock, I'm A Recording Artist, I Don't Like Music
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Poetry, Supernatural, Religious, Satire, Science, I Don't Like Reading, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is Living unlame in a positive frame while freaking peoples out. Eating out or cooking in. Pub pool, beer pong, dice, caps, washers, horseshoes, horseback riding, outdoor firepit party's with a plethora of pyrotechnics, etc... etc... etc. Staying in for movies, waiting out a hurricane or thunderstorm next to a nice fire. Night runs for coffee, Krispy Kreme, dining, take out, etc. Any outdoor activity or night out on the town. Drinks & good eats with best friends, boats, camping, motorcycles, 4x4's & my new SRT Hemi Challenger!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Friend, Date, Committed