Embalmer seeking other half
Age 42 From Whittier, California Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As I'm generally the type of person who is always ready to laugh, though I am a mortician so my sense of humor tends to be a little dark, so extra points if you laugh at the sick sh*t that comes out if my mouth that typically is only funny to me.. which makes it even funnier!!... to me :-) I am, in a word, HONEST. Don't ask unless you're damn sure the truth is really what you want. I'm looking for a friend, fun loving, good company, intelligent conversation.. a kindred spirit. I am very faithful and looking for someone with the same qualities.
- Sign Aries
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 11 (1.8 m)
- My Eyes Are Brown
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, Hispanic/latino, Native American, Other
- My Marital Situation Is Divorced
- I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
- I Want Kids Not Sure
- My Best Feature Is Arms
- Body Art Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These Cat, Dog
- Willing To Relocate Yes
More about him
- What is your favorite band? Changes all the time. This week... Combichrist
- Who is your favorite writer? Stephen King
- Who is your favorite character from literature? Randal Flagg
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is College Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Self-employed
- My Speciality Is Other
- My Job Title Is Embalmer/Mortician
- I Live With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Often
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Other
- I Attend Services Never
- My Goal In Life Is Living
- My Kind Of Humor Is Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, Dance
- When I Read, I Always Read History, Horror, Mystery, Philosophy, Poetry, Religious, Supernatural
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Wit, Spontaneity, Oddities, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Date, Intimate, Committed
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