Profile MariaDelaMorte: Here I am, the monster under your bed.

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Would Describe Myself As I'm Fabulous. A little intense. But fabulous.
Hm...let's see...I'm really into horror movies, zombies in general, etc. Dark comedies...any comedies. Comics and cartoons...serious buissines. I've been working on my own comin book forever now. I imagine
I'll finish it sometime befor I die.
Crap, I don't know how to describe myself. I enjoy: rainbows, unicorns, zombies, skeletal remains, hearts, flowers, Deadpool, The Joker, the original Little Mermaid story where the mermaid decides not to stab the prince to death for chosing some other chick and then runs off and commits suicide, and having a well cultivated and sick sence of humor....Oh, righty, art; drawing, painting, photography, fx make up,the lives of saints and tatoos.BTW, if you are in fact a serial killer (I assume you are) please skip the stalking and lets get right on to the battle to the death. I'm a busy gal, ya hear? Things to do! Pointless things!!.If me being a commited stoner is a problem, feel free to kick rocks.
Sign Scorpio

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Nerd
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Camping, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Family, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be I feel like I've answered this..

1. Please do not make me your next victem in your ****ed up house of horrors made out of dates gone wrong.

2. Let's smoke

3. Let's go somewhere in public in full cosplay gear and act totaly casual....

4. Let's take over the world...or hit up a comic book shop or somthing.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is Get my comics, other writing and "Art" published....
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, Religious, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is ...getting stoned and fetting into some good ole' fashioned shenanigans! Ride a unicorn? Watch chia pets grow? Steal the Batmobile? Blow my cat's mind with a laser pointer? The possibilities are endless!

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? Whom so ever catches my eye, I guess. Mabey if Norman Reedus and Rob Zoimbie had a son, i don't ****ing know man. I really preffer to be with someone on the artsy side, we would have way more in common that way. I just want an honest, cool guy. I wanna be able to be myself, and I want you to do the same. What does anyone want? Someone to be happy with.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Committed