Profile LadyAbattoir: Beginings are always messy.

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Wild jackhammers run rampant through the streets while their pet humans stand there, silently staring through their eyeless faces, as piles of rotten man-earth crumble upwards & outwards. Brain-murdering noises, pluming out from the toxic-ripe clouds of overpriced tax-waste, are the only anesthetic.
Sign Pisces

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing, Strange, Party Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Family, Learning, Movies, Music, Photography, Playing Cards, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Dress-up, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be I truly don't believe that is something I can decide at this juncture. It varies from person to person, day to day.
I've Always Wanted To Try Taxidermy
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Never
My Political Views Are Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is To be happy.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Science Fiction, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Ambient, Blues, Classical, Electronic, Industrial, Jazz, Metal, Punk, Rock, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Romance, Supernatural, Reference, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is A low/no stress environment and conversation would be nice. I don't like feeling like I'm being interrogated or dissected, I prefer to have fun with no expectations. Fun comes in many forms and is entirely dependent upon the moment at hand.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? Please be at least reasonably mentally sound. I look for people who are secure enough in themselves that they aren't overly needy with me. I look for intelligent people who aren't arrogant. I look for a lot of things, but I'm also very open minded.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed