your crazy should compliments my crazy
Alter 46 Von Chicago, Illinois Online Über 2 Wochen her
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- Vorname Michael
- Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
All the things you say you want in a guy? I'm them. I'm even the things you DON'T say you want, but you do.
Looking for somewhat ethical JUST monogamy😉
I write a blog about dating. Read it, absorb it, love it. generaldouchebaggery you know the rest:)
But since nobody reads these in any case, I'm just going to talk nonsense for the rest of my profile.
There are people out there named Hyman. I mean, I know it's not spelled the same, but that's like naming your kid Foreskin.
If I went back in time just 5 minutes, and gave my other self a hand job; would that be simple masturbation or complex quantum homosexuality?
As I bit into the crisp, clean, delicious apple, I realized that it wasn't an apple at all...BUT A HUMAN HEAD!
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not super mean to poor people, like I am now.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. - Anmelden Löwe
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- Mein Körpertyp ist Durchschnittlich
- Meine Größe ist 6' 1 (1.85 m)
- Meine Herkunft ist Kaukasisch
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