Profile EvylMyke: We may just go where no one's been.

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As My name is Michael. EvylMyke is just an inside joke that my friends concocted. I adopted it as a moniker, mostly due to the catchy tune they also put with it. I just moved to Wise. New place, new town, new opportunities.
I work for the VA Dept of Corrections. It's in an interesting job full of challenges and opportunities. It's not what I want to do, but it brings home the bread. I am in the midst of filling out paperwork to go to college. I am still not sure what for, but I have no doubt I will come to a conclusion.
I'm what I like to refer to as an Executive Metal head (Thank you Eddie Izzard, I know he said Executive Transvestite, but I'm not a transvestite, so I stole it and re-purposed . My inner self is the metal loving, baby kicking, reveling evil maniac but society and work doesn't really seem to accept that. (Public Service Announcement: I, in no way actually kick babies or think I am an evil maniac. I do enjoy laughing like one though!). So for 5 days a week I dress like a profession and on the other two days, I let myself take back over and just have fun. I am very random. I jump from one topic to another as my mind races along. But in the end I fight my way back to the origin, one side story at a time. It's important that anyone I am with be able to keep up but also have something to say. I love to talk to people and enjoy who they are. I'm a nerd and I make no attempt to hide that, I am who I am. I enjoy anything fantasy, grim dark, magical. (Dragons, Knights, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Warhammer 40k, Warmachine/Hordes, and to some extent Harry Potter. Bonus points to anyone who knows what they are and even more if you can hold a conversation about it.)
I read constantly, I'm an avid Pathfinder fanatic and enjoy the co-existing Pathfinder Tales novels. I just finished The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis and The Walking Dead 1-96. Graphic Novels are an interesting read but I'm not sure they are for me. History and physics are my educational passions.
Oh and next chance I get. I'm going back to Europe (Germany to be more specific), to experience real history, culture, and learn more about my ancestry.
I have preferences on what I like in/about a person just like anyone else, but I don't let that limit me. How would I know I don't like someone based on what or who I think they are, unless I gave it a try? I love the goth/punk look. Women with dark clothing and bright hair/make-up just feel right, but not a necessity. But in the same regard, I'm not really into the Barbie Doll type.
Sign Aries

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Stocky
My Height Is 5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is Caucasian, European
My Marital Situation Is Single
I Have Kids No
I Want Kids Not Sure
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Other
My Hair Is Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate Yes

Status What do you do?

My Education Level Is High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
My Speciality Is Other
My Job Title Is Assistant Director of Food Service
I Make This Much In A Year $30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live Alone
At Home Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
I Drink Yes - One Or Two

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Friendly, Observant, Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are Camping, Computers, Dining, Internet, Games, Movies, Music, Playing Cards, Reading, Theater, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things
An Ideal First Date Would Be An all night, non-stop conversation with someone I just dont and can't stop talking to, over coffee or dinner.
I've Always Wanted To Try A lot of things
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, A Troll, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services On Holidays
My Political Views Are I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is I'm a very simple person. Just give me enough income to support myself and any potential family I may have, a motorcycle, a '76 Corvette Stingray, and a woman I can love for all eternity. Everything else is just gravy,
My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Blues, Classical, Metal, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery, Supernatural, Religious, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is Driving in the car in areas unknown, just to explore. Roleplaying games, Table Top Wargames, beer with friends, trying new ethnic food, King's Island

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For? A mature, responsibile, intelligent, caring, and open individual. Creativity is a bonus as well as a nerd/geek.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed