Profile Derekkkk667: Penetrating your darkest places

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As I am a level 9 Shadow Warlord looking for a Black Queen to service. I will be yours until the Great Dragon returns and burns us into sweet nothingness.

All I ask is that you reward me for my loyalty and devotion by enveloping me in the moist folds of your loving void.
Sign Gemini

Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Brain
My Social Behavior Is Boisterous, Dark, Friendly, Observant, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Learning, Music, Religion / Spirituality, Sports
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Museum, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be Well I like to be honest and open and drop all pretenses. So we'll play Dungeons and Dragons, skyclad, while drinking some communion wine I stole from the local church.
I've Always Wanted To Try Birthday cake. I've heard good things about it.
My Friends Describe Me As Being Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Perfect

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Other
I Attend Services Every Day
My Political Views Are Not Sure
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy, I Never Laugh

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch Documentaries, Instructional
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Folk, Metal, New age, Pop, Rock
When I Read, I Always Read Ancient, History, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is Skyclad rituals in honour of the Old Ones.

When I'm not worshipping Shub-Niggurath I like to eat nachos and have fun. I like to watch people and try to figure out which ones have gotten laid recently.

I also like to have deep discussions about the nature of the universe and then make sweet sweet love in defiance of our meaningless existence.

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Oddities, Passiveness, Power, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Intimate