Goat or Coat? Wear the Goat eat the Coat
Age 104 From Redcar, United Kingdom Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English, Tagalog
- I Would Describe Myself As
Some say I am a legendary Mayan beast, an evil sorcerer. Half-man, half-beast, with burning red eyes. I can transform myself into a supernatural animal, usually a goat in order to prey upon livestock.
Some believe that I have the ability to steal the "skin" or body of a person and that if you lock eyes with me then I can absorb myself into your body. I avoid the light and my eyes glow like an animal's when in human form and when in animal form my eyes do not glow as an animal's would.
I am normally naked. My skin is just a mask, like those which are the only garment worn in the witches' song.
My favourite movie is 'What women want' and my favourite actor is Mel Colm-Cille Gerard Gibson.
I like long walks on the beach at sunset.
Talk to me please! - Sign Capricorn
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Muscular
- My Height Is 4' 0 (1.22 m)
- My Eyes Are Black
- My Ethnicity Is Pacific Islander
- My Marital Situation Is Widowed
- I Have Kids Yes - Sometimes At Home
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Calves
- Body Art Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo
- My Hair Is Salt And Pepper
- I Have One Or More Of These Rodent
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is University Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Full-time
- My Speciality Is Military
- My Job Title Is Great Khangzier
- I Make This Much In A Year More Than $150,000USD
- I Live With Pet(s)
- At Home There Is Always A Party Going On
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Pipe
- I Drink Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Bully
- My Social Behavior Is Shy, Party Starter
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Exercising, Volunteering
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Extreme Sports, Sleeping
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Ice-skating is innocent fun. That’s why its an amazing first date. It’s a great date for women who love to be active. And if you don't know how to skate, so what? We can hold hands and I'll help you stay on your feet. It's a fun way to spend an afternoon and an excellent opportunity to get to know each other.
- My Friends Describe Me As Being A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Other
- I Attend Services Every Day
- My Political Views Are Very Liberal
- My Kind Of Humor Is I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch I Wish I Had A Tv
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A I'm A Movie Actor
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Vacuum Cleaner Noises
- When I Read, I Always Read Home & Garden, Horror
- My Idea Of Fun Is Something that provides mirth or amusement. A picnic would be fun. Or maybe going to the swimming baths?
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Great Skills
- What Do You Look For? Ability to walk and also an innate ability to sniff out truffles.
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Committed
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