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Age 38 From Cork airport, Ireland Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English
- I Would Describe Myself As
You think you're gonna live your life alone
in darkness
and seclusion
Yeah I know
You've been out there
Tried to mix with those animals
And it just left you full of humiliated confusion
So you stagger back home
and wait for nothing
But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto the street
And now you're desperate
And in need of human contact
And then
You meet me
And your whole world changes
Because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear
So you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
And you trust me completely
I'm perfect
In every way
Cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside
You feel so lucky
But your ego obscures reality
And you never bother to wonder why
Things are going so well
You wanna know why?
Cause I'm a liar - Sign Virgo
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Average
- My Height Is 5' 6 (1.68 m)
- My Eyes Are Blue
- My Ethnicity Is Caucasian
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- I Want Kids Yes
- My Best Feature Is Smile
- Body Art Other
- My Hair Is Brown
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog
- Willing To Relocate No
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is Some College
- My Current Employment Status Is Student
- My Speciality Is Computers / Electronic
- My Job Title Is Computing Student
- I Make This Much In A Year Less Than $14,999USD
- I Live With Parent(s)
- At Home All Is Calm
- I'm A Smoker Yes - But Non Tobacco
- I Drink Yes - Socially
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Class Clown
- My Social Behavior Is Friendly, Outgoing, Strange
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Music, Tv, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, Clubbing / Bars, Going To A Concert
- An Ideal First Date Would Be Surprise me ;) lol
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Obscure
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Agnostic
- I Attend Services Never
- My Goal In Life Is to become eternal, and to die
- My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, Sports
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Comedy
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Rock, Metal, Electronic, Blues
- When I Read, I Always Read Humor
- My Idea Of Fun Is Your ma
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
- What Do You Look For?
From the day I was born, till the night I will die
All my lovers will be pink, and elephantine
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