I WILL DEMOLISH YOUR SCHZNIZZ!
Age 58 From Mesa, Arizona Online Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
Tell us a bit about yourself.
- I Can Speak English, Hebrew, Binary
- I Would Describe Myself As flowing black hair cat fights black as the deepest night with mind even blacker with lipstick even blackerer than that i wouldn't know an albino pigeon or iguana if i saw one i do like apples green apples **** yeah pigeons littles ones? i have a puppyhead for a kidney.
- Sign Gemini
Appearance & Situation
What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.
- My Body Type Is Fit
- My Height Is 5' 8 (1.73 m)
- My Eyes Are Hazel
- My Ethnicity Is Other
- My Marital Situation Is Single
- I Have Kids No
- My Best Feature Is Lips
- Body Art Belly Button Ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked All Over, Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
- My Hair Is Black
- I Have One Or More Of These Dog, Bird, Exotic Animal, Fish, Gerbil Or Guinea Pig, Reptile, Rodent, No pets
- Willing To Relocate Yes
Status
What do you do?
- My Education Level Is University Degree
- My Current Employment Status Is Work At Home
- My Speciality Is Food / Catering
- My Job Title Is I cater ****s
- I Make This Much In A Year $60,000USD To $74,999USD
- I Live Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)
- At Home It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
- I'm A Smoker Yes - Socially
- I Drink Yes - Often
Personality
How do you act? What are your tastes?
- Back In High School, I Was A Outcast
- My Social Behavior Is Reserved, Shy, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Flirtatious, Outgoing
- My Interest And Hobbies Are Arts & Crafts, Tv, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Gardening, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Computers
- My Idea Of A Great Time Is Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
- An Ideal First Date Would Be as dead as my soul
- I've Always Wanted To Try octajobing, going down a slip'n'slide of bloodyrustypissraiden razorblades
- My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt
Views
Views on life.
- My Religion Is Jewish
- I Attend Services Once A Month
- My Political Views Are Anarchist
- My Goal In Life Is to meet the bratz dollz in real life
- My Kind Of Humor Is Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic, I Never Laugh
Taste
What do you like?
- On Tv, I Always Watch Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, I Don't Like Tv, I Wish I Had A Tv, Sports, Soaps, Re-runs
- When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Comedy, Romance, Drama, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I Don't Like Movies, I'm A Movie Actor, Adult
- When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, Blues, Jazz, Latin, New age, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
- When I Read, I Always Read Anthology, Auto-biography, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Home & Garden, Horror, Mathematics, Nature, Poetry, Satire, Sports, I Don't Like Reading
- My Idea Of Fun Is lighting bolt death i love choco taco's, turtle vs. hare role playing stop sniffing me, i'm a gamer, carlore is my caracters name, i have wings like an angels but also like a demons i'm 18 feet tall and i can **** anything, women, angels demons animals plants babyheads choco taco's poodles, mothballs, myballs, neighborballs, this is an emergencee! i have new bones, techno unscrewing the doorknob to my little brothers room, dousing the doorknobwhole with crisco and ****ing it, also like playing scrable at barnes and noble those conformist, i'm not about that because i'm gothand uhh lets see i taught myself how to jugle, (not in public) *stipulation, anime
Looking for
What are you looking for in your soulmate?
- What Do You Find Attractive? Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
- What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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